YOU SAID:
Grandma shall kuso me in the bed.
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんは私をベッドの中でくさげましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma's going to get me in bed.
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんは私をベッドに入れるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma is going to put me to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんは私を寝かすつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma is going to put me to bed.
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