YOU SAID:
Grandma said this is dumb
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんはこれがダムだと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma told me that this is a dam
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんがダムだと私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told myself that grandma is a dam
INTO JAPANESE
私はおばあちゃんがダムだと自分に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told myself that grandma was a dam
INTO JAPANESE
私はおばあちゃんがダムだったと自分に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told myself that grandma was a dam
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