YOU SAID:
Grandma consume thy anti stink stick I require assistance
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんはあなたの悪臭防止スティックを消費します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma consumes your stench stick
INTO JAPANESE
おばあちゃんはあなたの悪臭の棒を消費します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandma consumes your stench stick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.