YOU SAID:
Got up on the wrong side of the bed and then I exploded
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの反対側に上がって爆発した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Exploded on the other side of the bed
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの反対側で爆発
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Explosion on opposite side of bed
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドの反対側の爆発
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Explosion on opposite side of bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.