YOU SAID:
Got nobody but me and my horse, and my friend the cactus guy
INTO JAPANESE
だれも私と私の馬、そして私の友人、サボテンの男はいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one is with me and my horse, and my friend is a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私と私の馬と一緒にいない、そして私の友人はサボテンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody is with me and my horse, and my friend is a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私と私の馬と一緒にいません、そして私の友人はサボテンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one is with me and my horse, and my friend is a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私と私の馬と一緒にいない、そして私の友人はサボテンです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody is with me and my horse, and my friend is a cactus
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私と私の馬と一緒にいません、そして私の友人はサボテンです
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium