YOU SAID:
gosh diddly darn it my ding dong sure is hurting
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の鼎洞は確かに傷ついている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That my dong-dong is indeed wounded
INTO JAPANESE
私の東洞が本当に傷ついていること
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What my east song really hurts
INTO JAPANESE
私の東の歌が本当に痛いもの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What my east song really hurts
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