YOU SAID:
gosh darn I dropped my egg salad
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の卵のサラダを落とした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I dropped the salad of my egg
INTO JAPANESE
卵のサラダを落とした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I dropped an egg salad
INTO JAPANESE
私は卵のサラダを落としました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I dropped an egg salad
You've done this before, haven't you.