YOU SAID:
gosh darn I can't even believe how green my thumb is
INTO JAPANESE
私は親指がどれだけ緑か信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe how green your thumb is
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの親指がどれだけ緑か信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe how green your thumb is
Come on, you can do better than that.