YOU SAID:
Good sir, your pants are on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
いいですね、ズボンが燃えていますよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Okay, my pants are on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
大丈夫、ズボンが燃えてるよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's okay, my pants are on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
大丈夫、ズボンが燃えてるよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's okay, my pants are on fire.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.