YOU SAID:

Good sir I am unaware of the events that are currently transpiring therefore my only course of action is to defecate in the middle of the road

INTO JAPANESE

良い先生私は現在起こっている出来事に気づいていません、それで私の唯一の行動方針は道の真ん中で排便することです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A good teacher I am not aware of the current occurrence, so my only course of action is to defecate in the middle of the road

INTO JAPANESE

良い先生私は現在の状況に気づいていないので、私の唯一の行動方針は道の真ん中で排便することです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A good teacher I am not aware of the current situation, so my only course of action is to defecate in the middle of the road

INTO JAPANESE

良い先生私は現在の状況を知らないので、私の唯一の行動は道の真ん中で排便することです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A good teacher I do not know the current situation, so my only action is to defecate in the middle of the road

INTO JAPANESE

良い先生私は現在の状況を知らないので、私の唯一の行動は道の真ん中で排便することです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A good teacher I do not know the current situation, so my only action is to defecate in the middle of the road