YOU SAID:
Good morning my fellow bastards of the earth. What existential dreads will we face today.
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう地球の私の仲間の野郎。私たちが今日直面する実存的な恐怖は何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning my fellow bastard on Earth. What is the existential horror we face today?
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう、地球上の私の仲間のろくでなし。私たちが今日直面している実存的な恐怖とは何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning.
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.