YOU SAID:
Good morning my darling today i feel like messing with your head a little bit muahaha let's see how confused you'll be after this
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう私の最愛の人は今日私はあなたの頭を少しばかげているように感じるムハハはあなたがこの後になる方法を混乱させてみましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good Morning My Beloved Today I feel your head a bit stupid for your head Muhachi let's confuse the way you will be after this
INTO JAPANESE
おはよう私の最愛の今日、私はあなたの頭のために少しあなたの頭を感じるMuhachiはあなたがこの後になる方法を混乱させましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning my beloved today, I feel your head slightly for your head Muhachi let's confuse how you will be after this
INTO JAPANESE
おはようございます私の最愛の今日、私はあなたの頭のためにあなたの頭を少し感じるMuhachiはあなたがこの後になる方法を混乱させましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning my beloved today, I feel your head a bit for your head Muhachi let's confuse how you will be after this
INTO JAPANESE
おはようございます私の最愛の今日、私はあなたの頭のために少しあなたの頭を感じるMuhachiはあなたがこの後になる方法を混乱させましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good morning my beloved today, I feel your head a bit for your head Muhachi let's confuse how you will be after this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.