YOU SAID:

Good god, these artichokes are beeter value for money than A bucket of pork gravy

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、このアーティチョークはバケツ一杯の豚肉よりもお得だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my God, this artichoke is better than a bucket of pork.

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、このアーティチョークは豚肉のバケツよりマシだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my God, this artichoke is better than a bucket of pork.