YOU SAID:

good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here today I am exuberant to perform a spectacular performance, I will successfully chug a pint of fresh, warm, organic, homemade diarrhea😍

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、こんばんは。ここで今日、私は壮観なパフォーマンスを行うことに熱心です、私は新鮮で、暖かく、有機的な、自家製の下痢のパイントを首尾よくかき混ぜます😍

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good evening everyone. Here today I am keen to perform spectacular performances, I successfully stir fresh, warm, organic, homemade diarrhea pints 😍

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、今晩は。ここで今日私は壮観なパフォーマンスを実行することに熱心です、私は新鮮で、暖かく、有機的な、自家製の下痢パイントを首尾よくかき混ぜます😍

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone, tonight. Here today I am keen to perform spectacular performances, I successfully stir fresh, warm, organic, homemade diarrhea pints 😍

INTO JAPANESE

みなさん、今夜。ここで今日私は壮観なパフォーマンスを実行することに熱心です、私は新鮮で、暖かく、有機的な、自家製の下痢パイントを首尾よくかき混ぜます😍

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone, tonight. Here today I am keen to perform spectacular performances, I successfully stir fresh, warm, organic, homemade diarrhea pints 😍