YOU SAID:
good day ladies and gents today we will BREAK THE INTERNET
INTO JAPANESE
今日は良い一日の女性と男性がインターネットを壊します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a good day for women and men to break the internet
INTO JAPANESE
今日は女性と男性がインターネットを壊すのに良い日です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a good day for women and men to break the internet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.