YOU SAID:
gonna buy a tesla and then eat it to assert dominance
INTO JAPANESE
テスラを購入し、支配を主張するためにそれを食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to buy a Tesla and eat it to claim control
INTO JAPANESE
私はテスラを購入し、コントロールを主張するためにそれを食べるつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to buy a Tesla and eat it to claim control
That didn't even make that much sense in English.