YOU SAID:
golf club up where the Sun don't shine!
INTO JAPANESE
太陽が照らないをゴルフ クラブ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sun will not shine Golf Club!
INTO JAPANESE
太陽は輝かないのゴルフ クラブ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Sun will not shine Golf Club!
INTO JAPANESE
太陽は輝かないのゴルフ クラブ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Sun will not shine Golf Club!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.