YOU SAID:
Going poopoo is the best thing ever
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うんちに行くことはこれまでで最高のことです
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Going to poop is the best thing I've ever done
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うんちに行くことは私が今までにした中で最高のことです
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Going poop is the best I've ever done
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うんちをするのは私が今までにした中で最高です
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Pooping is the best I've ever done
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排便は私が今までにした中で最高です
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Defecation is the best I have ever done
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排便は私が今までにした中で最高です
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Defecation is the best I have ever done
Come on, you can do better than that.