YOU SAID:
God is punishing me for getting laid by making me ill
INTO JAPANESE
神は私を病気にして寝かせたことで私を罰している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God punished me for making me sick and put me to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
神は私を病気にしたことで私を罰し、私を寝かせた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God punished me for making me sick and put me to sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
神は私を病気にしたことで私を罰し、私を眠らせた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God punished me for making me sick and made me sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
神は私を病気にしたことで私を罰し、私を眠らせた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God punished me for making me sick and made me sleep.
That's deep, man.