YOU SAID:

God I wish I never spoke guess I better wash my mouth out with soap

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、話さなければ良かったのに、石鹸で口を洗った方が良いと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I wish I didn't talk, but I think you should wash your mouth with soap.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、話さなければよかったのですが、石鹸で口を洗ったほうがいいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I wish I didn't talk, but I think you should wash your mouth with soap.