YOU SAID:
god i love you my best boy my lovely man of manliness chuffed with beans and rutebega
INTO JAPANESE
神様私はあなたを愛しています私の最高の男の子
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God i love you my best boy
INTO JAPANESE
神よ、あなたは私の最高の少年を愛してる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God, you love my best boy
INTO JAPANESE
神様、あなたは私の最高の少年を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God, you love my best boy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.