YOU SAID:
God I can't get any funny equilibriums.
INTO JAPANESE
神私は面白い均衡を得ることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God I can not get an interesting balance.
INTO JAPANESE
神私は面白いバランスをとることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God I can not take an interesting balance.
INTO JAPANESE
神私は面白いバランスをとることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God I can not take an interesting balance.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.