YOU SAID:
god dammit Leeroy at least i've got chicken
INTO JAPANESE
私は鶏を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a chicken
INTO JAPANESE
私は鶏肉を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have chicken
INTO JAPANESE
私は鶏を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a chicken
INTO JAPANESE
私は鶏肉を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have chicken
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium