YOU SAID:
God dammit Karen, you took the darn kids again, oh what shall I do?
INTO JAPANESE
神はカレンを害します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God hurts Karen.
INTO JAPANESE
神はカレンを傷つけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God hurt Karen.
INTO JAPANESE
神はカレンを傷つけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God hurt Karen.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.