YOU SAID:
god dammit i can't take another shower because i just got my pizza
INTO JAPANESE
god dammit私はちょうど私のピザを得たので私は別のシャワーを浴びることができない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
god dammit I just got my pizza so I can not take a different shower
INTO JAPANESE
god dammit私はちょうど私のピザを手に入れたので私は別のシャワーを浴びることはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
god dammit I just got my pizza so I can not take a different shower
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