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goats are like mushrooms when you shoot a map I'm scared of toasters
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山羊はキノコのような地図を撮るときトースターが怖い
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Goats are scared of toasters when taking mushroom-like maps
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キノコのような地図を撮るとき、山羊はトースターが怖い
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Goats are scared of toasters when taking a mushroom-like map
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キノコのような地図を撮ると、山羊はトースターを怖がる
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Goats are scared of toasters when taking mushroom-like maps
INTO JAPANESE
キノコのような地図を撮るとき、山羊はトースターが怖い
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Goats are scared of toasters when taking a mushroom-like map
INTO JAPANESE
キノコのような地図を撮ると、山羊はトースターを怖がる
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