YOU SAID:
Goats are crazy because they drink 3 gallons of coffee every hour
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは毎時3ガロンのコーヒーを飲むのでヤギはクレイジーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goats are crazy because they drink 3 gallons of coffee per hour
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは毎時3ガロンのコーヒーを飲むのでヤギはクレイジーです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goats are crazy because they drink 3 gallons of coffee per hour
That didn't even make that much sense in English.