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goat are mushrooms if i shoot a duck
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私はアヒルを撃つならヤギはキノコです
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A goat is a mushroom if I shoot a duck
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アヒルを撃ったら山羊はきのこ
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Goats are mushrooms when you shoot a duck
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アヒルを撃つときヤギはきのこです
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Goats are mushrooms when shooting ducks
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アヒルを撮影するときヤギはキノコです
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Goats are mushrooms when shooting ducks
Come on, you can do better than that.