YOU SAID:
go to the ice cream shop and oder me pattao
INTO JAPANESE
アイスクリームショップに行くと私はpattao
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go to the ice cream shop I am pattao
INTO JAPANESE
私がアイスクリーム店に行くとき、私はパタオです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go to an ice cream shop, I am a patio
INTO JAPANESE
私がアイスクリーム屋に行くとき、私はパティオです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I go to an ice cream shop, I am a patio
That didn't even make that much sense in English.