YOU SAID:
Go to bread, you're toast.
INTO JAPANESE
パンに行くトーストだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I toast to go to the bread.
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンに行くために乾杯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will toast to go to the bread.
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンに行くために乾杯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will toast to go to the bread.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.