YOU SAID:
go stab yourself and commit suicide but first kiss me
INTO JAPANESE
自殺して自殺するが、まず私にキスする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kill himself by committing suicide but committing suicide
INTO JAPANESE
私は自殺して自殺するが、自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I commit suicide by committing suicide, but committing suicide
INTO JAPANESE
私は自殺して自殺するが、自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I commit suicide by committing suicide, but committing suicide
You should move to Japan!