YOU SAID:

Go over to the crazy looking man and please go tell him that he needs to come to me so I can tell him to go back over there to eat that cake, I would only do this to be anoyying

INTO JAPANESE

頭がおかしい男に行って、彼が私に来る必要があると言ってください。そうすれば、あそこに戻ってそのケーキを食べるように言うことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Go to the crazy guy and say he needs to come to me. Then you can tell them to go back there and eat the cake.

INTO JAPANESE

狂った男に行き、彼が私に来る必要があると言います。それからあなたは彼らにそこに戻ってケーキを食べるように言うことができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Go to the crazy guy and say he needs to come to me. Then you can tell them to go back there and eat the cake.