YOU SAID:
go get lost and go eat a tree on the beach
INTO JAPANESE
道に迷い、浜辺の木を食べに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got lost and went to eat a tree on the beach
INTO JAPANESE
迷って浜辺の木を食べに行った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got lost and went to eat a tree on the beach
That didn't even make that much sense in English.