YOU SAID:
go crash your car because your mom is absent at school
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんが学校欠席だから車をぶつけに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mom is absent from school, so I'm going to hit the car
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんが学校を休んだので、車に乗るつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother is absent from school, so I'm going to get in the car.
INTO JAPANESE
母は学校を休みなので、車に乗るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother is absent from school, so I'm going to get in the car.
That's deep, man.