YOU SAID:

Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead!

INTO JAPANESE

行く前に襲われ得る、死者のための左!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Left for dead before you go, get attacked!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが行く前に死に左に、攻撃を受ける！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Be dead to the left before you go, get attacked!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが行く前に左に死んで、攻撃を受ける！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Die left and you get attacked before you go!

INTO JAPANESE

左に死ぬと、あなたが行く前に攻撃を受ける！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you die to the left, you get attacked before you go!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが左に死ぬと、あなたは行く前に攻撃を受けます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you die to the left, you will get attacked before you go!

INTO JAPANESE

死ぬ場合は左に、行く前にする攻撃が!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Will attack you before you go to the left, if you die!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたを攻撃、左に行く前にあなたは死ぬ場合!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you die before the attack you, go to the left!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが攻撃する前に死ぬを場合左に行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Die before attacking you if you go to the left!

INTO JAPANESE

左に行くのなら、あなたを攻撃する前に死ぬ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Die before attacking you if you go to the left!