YOU SAID:
glug glug glug my face is a bug and I eat ants right off the rug
INTO JAPANESE
glug glug glug私の顔はバグで、敷物のすぐそばでアリを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
glug glug glug My face is buggy and eats ants right next to the rug
INTO JAPANESE
glug glug glug私の顔はバギーで、敷物のすぐ隣でアリを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
glug glug glug My face is buggy and eats ants right next to the rug
You've done this before, haven't you.