YOU SAID:

glug glug glug my face is a bug and I eat ants right off the rug

INTO JAPANESE

glug glug glug私の顔はバグで、敷物のすぐそばでアリを食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

glug glug glug My face is buggy and eats ants right next to the rug

INTO JAPANESE

glug glug glug私の顔はバギーで、敷物のすぐ隣でアリを食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

glug glug glug My face is buggy and eats ants right next to the rug