YOU SAID:
Give your waifu a "salt raifu" or she'll attempt to ruin your laifu.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのワイフに「塩らいふ」を与えるか、彼女はあなたのライフを台無しにしようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give your wife a "salt life" or she will try to ruin your life.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの妻に「塩の生活」を与えるか、彼女はあなたの人生を台無しにしようとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give your wife a "salt life" or she will try to ruin your life.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.