YOU SAID:
Give me a pen, call me Mr. Benzedrine
INTO JAPANESE
ペンを与える、氏 Benzedrine と呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Call me Mr. Benzedrine, giving the pen
INTO JAPANESE
氏 Benzedrine、ペンを与えると呼んでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Call me Mr. Benzedrine, pen to give.
INTO JAPANESE
私は氏 Benzedrine、ペンを与える呼び出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me Mr. Benzedrine, pen calls.
INTO JAPANESE
私は氏 Benzedrine、ペンの呼び出しを与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me Mr. Benzedrine, pen calls.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.