YOU SAID:
girl your bag looks like a saggy bucket of lard
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのバッグはラードのたるんだバケツのように見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your bag looks like a slack bucket of lard
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのバッグはラードのたるみのように見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your bag looks like a ladder's slack
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのバッグははしごのたるみのように見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Your bag looks like a ladder's slack
That didn't even make that much sense in English.