YOU SAID:
Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!
INTO JAPANESE
少女、あなたはオートミールのボウルよりも厚い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!
INTO JAPANESE
女の子、あなたはオートミールのボウルよりも厚いです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.