YOU SAID:
girl, are you my toe? because i want to bang you on this table
INTO JAPANESE
女の子、あなたは私のつま先ですか?私はこのテーブルであなたを強打したいから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, are you my toes? I want to smite you in this table
INTO JAPANESE
少女、あなたは私のつま先ですか?私はこのテーブルであなたを打ちたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, are you my toes? I want to beat you on this table
INTO JAPANESE
少女、あなたは私のつま先ですか?私はこのテーブルであなたを打ちたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, are you my toes? I want to beat you on this table
That didn't even make that much sense in English.