YOU SAID:

Gimme a dog or else dogs will give themselves to me!

INTO JAPANESE

一匹の犬を贈るか、それ以外の犬は私に自分を与えるでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Give a dog or any other dog will give me myself!

INTO JAPANESE

犬を飼ったり、他の犬を飼ったりしても私自身が食べられます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can eat myself even if I have a dog or other dogs.

INTO JAPANESE

犬や他の犬を飼っていても自分で食べることができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Even if you have a dog or other dog, you can eat it yourself.

INTO JAPANESE

犬や他の犬を飼っていても、自分で食べることができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Even if you have a dog or other dog, you can eat it yourself.