YOU SAID:
Ghosts in my pants but my mom with no kids yelled at me to my dog about peeing all over the ceiling
INTO JAPANESE
パンツの中には幽霊がいるけど、子供がいない母は天井におしっこをしていると犬に向かって私を怒鳴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are ghosts in my pants, but my childless mother yelled at me at the dog for peeing on the ceiling.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの中には幽霊がいるのですが、子供のいない母は天井におしっこをした犬に対して私を怒鳴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a ghost in my pants, and my childless mother yelled at me for the dog that urinated on the ceiling.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツの中に幽霊がいるし、子供のいない母親は天井に放尿した犬のせいで私に怒鳴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a ghost in my pants, and a childless mother yelled at me for the dog urinating on the ceiling.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツの中に幽霊がいるし、天井に犬が放尿していると子供のいない母親が私に怒鳴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A childless mother yelled at me that I had a ghost in my pants and a dog urinating on the ceiling.
INTO JAPANESE
子供のいない母親は、ズボンの中に幽霊がいて、犬が天井に放尿していると私に怒鳴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A childless mother yelled at me that she had a ghost in her pants and that her dog was urinating on the ceiling.
INTO JAPANESE
子供のいない母親は、ズボンの中に幽霊がいる、飼い犬が天井に放尿していると私に怒鳴りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A childless mother yelled at me that she had a ghost in her pants and that her dog was urinating on the ceiling.
That's deep, man.