YOU SAID:
Ghostly pineapples stalk my room by night. Boiled oxen patrol my hall and Pinocchio haunts my bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルは夜私の部屋を茎に取ります。煮沸した牛が私のホールを巡回し、ピノキオが私の浴室を悩ませています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple takes my room on the stem at night. A boiled cow circulates around my hall and Pinocchio plagues my bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルが夜私の部屋を茎の上に連れて行きます。沸騰した牛が私の館内を一周し、ピノキオが私のトイレを悩ませています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple will take my room over the stem at night. A boiled cow went around my house, Pinocchio bothering my toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルが夜私の部屋を茎の上に連れて行きます。沸騰した牛が私の家を回り、ピノキオがトイレを悩ませた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple will take my room over the stem at night. A boiled cow went around my house, Pinocchio bothered the toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルが夜私の部屋を茎の上に連れて行きます。ゆで牛が私の家を回っていた、ピノキオはトイレを悩ませた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple will take my room over the stem at night. Boiled cows were strolling around my house, Pinocchio annoyed the toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルが夜私の部屋を茎の上に連れて行きます。ゆで牛が私の家を散歩していた、ピノキオはトイレをいらいらさせた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple will take my room over the stem at night. Boiled cows were strolling through my house, Pinocchio irritated the toilet.
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊のようなパイナップルが夜私の部屋を茎の上に連れて行きます。ゆで牛が私の家を散歩していた、ピノキオはトイレをいらいらさせた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ghostly pineapple will take my room over the stem at night. Boiled cows were strolling through my house, Pinocchio irritated the toilet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.