YOU SAID:
getting that fork stuck in the road
INTO JAPANESE
そのフォークを道に突き刺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
stick that fork in the road
INTO JAPANESE
その分岐点を道路に突っ込む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
push the fork into the road
INTO JAPANESE
フォークを道路に押し込む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
push the fork into the road
Come on, you can do better than that.