YOU SAID:
Get us a pizza man to eat him because I like cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私はクッキーが好きなので、ピザ屋を呼んで彼を食べさせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cookies, so please call the pizzeria and feed him
INTO JAPANESE
私はクッキーが好きなので、ピッツェリアに電話して彼に食べさせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like cookies, so please call the pizzeria and feed him
Come on, you can do better than that.