YOU SAID:
get two birds stoned at once
INTO JAPANESE
一度に2頭の鳥を殴る
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Punt two birds at a time
INTO JAPANESE
一度に2羽の鳥を殺す
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Kill two birds at a time
INTO JAPANESE
一度に2羽の鳥を殺す
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