YOU SAID:

get off my lawn or so help me god i will diddle you til the cows come home

INTO JAPANESE

私の芝生を降りるか、それで私が神に手を貸すのはあなたが牛が家に帰るまで邪魔するだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get off my lawn, so that I lend a hand to God will disturb you until the cow comes home

INTO JAPANESE

私の芝生を降りて、牛が帰ってくるまで神に手を貸すようにあなたを邪魔します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get off my lawn and disturb you to lend a hand to God until the cows come back

INTO JAPANESE

私の芝生から降りて、牛が戻ってくるまで神に手を貸すようにあなたを邪魔しなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get off my lawn and disturb you to lend a hand to God until the cows come back