YOU SAID:

get in my van i have sour patch kids

INTO JAPANESE

私のバンに入る私はサワーパッチの子供がいる

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I enter a van I have children with sour patches

INTO JAPANESE

私はバンに入る私はサワーパッチと子供がいる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I enter a van I have a sour patch and children

INTO JAPANESE

私はバンに入る私は酸っぱいパッチと子供がいる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I enter a van I have a sour patch and children