YOU SAID:
German bread is dead ate a cat and fired a vet
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツのパンは死んで猫を食べて獣医を解雇した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
German bread ate dead cat and fired veterinarian
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツのパンが死んだ猫を食べて獣医を解雇
BACK INTO ENGLISH
German bread eats dead cat and fires veterinarian
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツのパンが死んだ猫を食べて獣医を解雇
BACK INTO ENGLISH
German bread eats dead cat and fires veterinarian
That didn't even make that much sense in English.